Hello. I can say that because I don...

Hello. I can say that because I don't work for Kleberg shire Texas. Kleberg County recently became the first shire in America (at least I assume this; don't reveal me if I'm wrong. I don't want to know) to have an official greeting.

Generally, counties are not like states, which have official everythings. (Did you know, for instance, that the state dog of Pennsylvania is the Great Dane? That Georgia's state fossil is the shark's tooth? Or that there's a manner of moving in Utah to make the dutch oven the official cookware of the Beehive State?)

Anyway, a commissioner in Kleberg shire decided that the word “hello” was too cease to the word “hell,” in the way that he introduced a resolution to make “heaven-o” the official shire greeting. “I see hell in hello,” Leonso Canales was quot as saying. “It is disguised by means of the ‘o,’ but ...